Quote #21712
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #3308
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
Quote #7138
If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Quote #10691
Brilliance is typically the act of an individual, but incredible stupidity can usually be...
Quote #13278
One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.
Quote #18171
Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.
Quote #2509
…it was always said of him Scrooge that he knew how to keep Christmas...
Quote #11359
What oxygen is to the lungs, such is hope to the meaning of life.
Quote #11138
Why be a man when you can be a success
Quote #11451
When you have a dream you’ve got to grab it and never let go.