Quote #19900
I don’t even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.
Quote #1949
A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...
Quote #3251
Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.
Quote #2345
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to...
Quote #4706
They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the...
Quote #4934
Beware of those who laugh at nothing or everything.
Quote #3607
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
Quote #7090
No matter what you’ve done for yourself or for humanity, if you can’t look...
Quote #21201
Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
Quote #18332
The only successful substitute for brains is silence.