Quote #4882
It is impossible to live without brains, either one’s own or borrowed.
Quote #15061
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
Quote #9070
It is the final proof of God’s omnipotence that he need not exist in...
Quote #18627
Better is the enemy of good.
Quote #14699
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
Quote #2741
The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.
Quote #865
We are never so happy or unhappy as we think.
Quote #13472
One must love a cat on its own terms.
Quote #8297
One needs to be slow to form convictions, but once formed they must be...
Quote #7116
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.