Quote #6746
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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Ask, and it shall be given you Seek, and ye shall find Knock, and...
Quote #11343
For you to be successful, sacrifices must be made. It’s better that they are...
Quote #18324
Advice is the only commodity on the market where the supply always exceeds the...
Quote #14415
The present is the necessary product of all the past, the necessary cause of...
Quote #4162
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Quote #12061
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #16284
Pain makes man think. Thought makes man wise. Wisdom makes life endurable.
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Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this...
Quote #14927
Any acceptance of authority is the very denial of truth.