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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
William Feather

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The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances...
David Hume

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Custom is the great guide of human life.
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

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And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at...
Alice Walker

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Us sing and dance, make faces and give flower bouquets, trying to be loved....
Hubert Humphrey

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The hardest job for a politician today is to have the courage to be...
Alan Greenspan

Quote #13488

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I know that you think you know what I said. But I’m not sure...
Art Linkletter

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Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13771

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Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Lou Vickery

Quote #18564

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Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is for a...
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