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If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect...
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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
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There is no victory at bargain basement prices.
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Those whom fortune has never favoured are more joyful than those whom she has...
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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
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He who would pass his declining years with honor and comfort, should, when young,...
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Here’s a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
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Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding.
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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a...