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He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing....
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The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #4578
Chance fights ever on the side of the prudent.
Quote #16155
Senator, I started my life in a house without water or electricity. So I...
Quote #2794
Pain and foolishness lead to great bliss and complete knowledge, for Eternal Wisdom created...
Quote #16497
Grant, Lord, that we might overcome our enemies by transforming them into friends. Make...
Quote #3295
Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’
Quote #21684
A sailor without a destination cannot hope for a favorable wind.
Quote #19071
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #16697
If the wind will not serve, take to the oars.