Quote #12260
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
Quote #15196
If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
Quote #10495
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #6161
The founding fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on...
Quote #12044
It’s off the leg and into the left field of Doug Radar.
Quote #7248
Get a good night’s sleep and don’t bug anybody without asking me. (To re-election...
Quote #9571
Confronted with the choice, the American people would choose the policeman’s truncheon over the...
Quote #15764
Those who danced where thought to be quite insane by those who could not...
Quote #8164
Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble...
Quote #10790
Take a note of that his Lordship says he will turn it over in...