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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or...
Pearl Sydenstricker Buck

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Praise out of season, or tactlessly bestowed, can freeze the heart as much as...
Louis Pasteur

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There are no such things as applied sciences, only applications of science.
Flip Wilson

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Funny is an attitude.
Gloria Steinem

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Happy or unhappy, families are all mysterious.
Alexander Pope

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A man should never be ashamed to own he has been wrong, which is...
Malcolm Muggeridge

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The orgasm has replaced the cross as the focus of longing and fulfillment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions the surest poison is...
Ayn Rand

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It is not advisable, James, to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the...
George Herbert

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Every mile is two in winter.
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