Quote #3411
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Quote #5111
Some cause happiness wherever they go others whenever they go.
Quote #20699
There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is...
Quote #11733
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #316
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.
Quote #1653
There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and...
Quote #15167
Too often we give our children answers to remember rather than problems to solve.
Quote #855
There is no accident so disastrous that a clever man cannot derive some profit...
Quote #2079
Education begins a gentleman, conversation completes him.
Quote #8788
Give light, and the darkness will disappear of itself.