Quote #10024
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #11332
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
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Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
Quote #5910
I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young...
Quote #12073
Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they...
Quote #17354
In the sphere of thought, absurdity and perversity remain the masters of the world,...
Quote #5444
The hand that hath made you fair hath made you good.
Quote #8383
In the midst of hopes and cares, of apprehensions and of disquietude, regard every...
Quote #1477
The sin they do two by two they must pay for one by one.
Quote #20013
So long as little children are allowed to suffer, there is no true love...