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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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Common sense is the best sense I know of.
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I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to...
Quote #2508
I never could have done what I have done without the habits of punctuality,...
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Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely...
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I’ve learned that you can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of...
Quote #15594
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
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There is one universal gesture that has one universal message–a smile
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Within our dreams and aspirations we find our opportunities.
Quote #17464
Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don’t like...