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Money mad. My wife says I spend money like a drunken sailor. Wonder what...
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I always wanted to be somebody. If I made it, it’s half because I...
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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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If you’re a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you...
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Thousands of lives were suddenly ended by evil, despicable acts of terror. referring to...
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In charity there is no excess.
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It is better, of cours, to know useless things than to know nothing.
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First of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we...
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Often we can achieve an even better result when we stumble yet are willing...