Quote #10495
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #9187
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
Quote #1265
When anger rises, think of the consequences.
Quote #15045
It’s not Jerusalem, It’s not Baghdad. It’s not Bolivia. It’s Oklahoma.
Quote #2010
Man is immortal therefore he must die endlessly. For life is a creative idea...
Quote #12712
The health of nations is more important than the wealth of nations.
Quote #5107
Biff Tannen So why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here
Quote #11651
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls...
Quote #10804
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong.
Quote #21369
Keep cool and you command everybody.