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I too shall lie in the dust when I am dead, but now let...
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Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users
Quote #3275
Hanlon’s RazorNever attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all...
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I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact,...
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Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the...
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The most important of my discoveries have been suggested to me by my failures.
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The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence...
Quote #17742
No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.
Quote #9037
All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation...