Quote #14121
If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.
Quote #10827
He becometh poor that dealeth with a slack hand but the hand of the...
Quote #2274
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered
Quote #2088
Purchase not friends by gifts when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to...
Quote #3251
Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.
Quote #18350
Should one see a wise man who, like a revealer of treasures, points out...
Quote #19617
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
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My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five...
Quote #9481
The actual tragedies of life bear no relation to one’s preconceived ideas. In the...
Quote #13535
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.