Quote #12752
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Quote #14521
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #2748
Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
Quote #1897
Let everything you do be done as if it makes a difference.
Quote #21039
In anger we should refrain both from speech and action.
Quote #6857
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy
Quote #8306
Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re...
Quote #18663
Be not so bigoted to any custom as to worship it at the expense...
Quote #13492
Our worst enemies here are not the ignorant and simple, however cruel our worst...
Quote #10491
I’ve always tried to do my best on the ball field. I can’t do...