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Looking back on my life, I wish I’d stepped forward and made a fool...
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The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.
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My theory has always been, that if we are to dream, the flatteries of...
Quote #4701
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
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A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
Quote #18321
May you be in heaven a half-hour before the devil knows your dead.
Quote #8972
The first duty of society is to give each of its members the possibility...
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It’s not that age brings childhood back again, Age merely shows what children we...
Quote #3207
When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to...
Quote #18796
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.