Quote #8794
The pleasures which we most rarely experience give us the greatest delight.
Quote #10503
There’s a sucker born every minute.
Quote #14446
A turtle with no legs tends not to go anywhere.
Quote #20236
Death is Nature’s expert advice to get plenty of Life.
Quote #3280
When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are...
Quote #7950
The fountain of content must spring up in the mind, and he who hath...
Quote #13062
All my children have spoken for themselves since they first learned to speak, and...
Quote #3207
When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to...
Quote #19240
I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained...
Quote #10998
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.