Quote #17629
There are only two ways of telling the complete truth–anonymously and posthumously.
Quote #20451
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #6135
There’s no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can’t do...
Quote #17879
Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best.
Quote #20160
You can know the name of a bird in all the languages of the...
Quote #17749
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
Quote #4190
Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
Quote #18418
He was a true friend, he stabbed me in the front.
Quote #4720
Tell me and I’ll forget. Show me, and I may not remember. Involve me,...
Quote #14956
The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other...