Quote #5621
Like dealing with Dad-all give and no take. (On negotiating with Soviet Premier Nikita...
Quote #7970
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do...
Quote #3232
One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time.
Quote #19668
The crux… is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems...
Quote #3510
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Quote #12752
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Quote #14505
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #10179
Comedy is allied to justice.
Quote #19090
I would rather lose in a cause that will some day win, than win...
Quote #16672
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.