Quote #19071
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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Quotation, n The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you...
Quote #10235
I married beneath me. All women do.
Quote #19612
How sweet and soothing is this hour of calm I thank thee, night for...
Quote #11377
I don’t wait for moods. You accomplish nothing if you do that. Your mind...
Quote #267
Whatever America hopes to bring to pass in the world must first come to...
Quote #11117
Good government generally begins in the family, and if the moral character of a...
Quote #12992
Just don’t give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where...
Quote #18674
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.