Quote #9214
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
Quote #3634
Every man serves a useful purpose A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
Quote #14544
There are no speed limits on the road to success.
Quote #15101
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh – it’s as simple...
Quote #6504
Never get a mime talking. He won’t stop.
Quote #12714
Those who have suffered much become very bitter or very gentle.
Quote #15666
Silence will not betray your thoughts but the expression on your face will. Humor...
Quote #4953
We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others...
Quote #5464
My meaning in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand...
Quote #1441
She would rather light candles than curse the darkness and her glow has warmed...