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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
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The biggest critics of my books are people who never read them.
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Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better.
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Nice guys finish last.
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Love tells us many things that are not so.
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The actual tragedies of life bear no relation to one’s preconceived ideas. In the...
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The price works so well, so efficiently, that we are not aware of it...
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Our children are here to stay, but our babies and toddlers and preschoolers are...
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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one
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Dr. Evil The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do...