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Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.
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A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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It is as hard to take success as it is failure.
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Climb mountains to see lowlands.
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A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big...