Quote #13485
Class is how you treat people who can do nothing for you.
Quote #2051
I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.
Quote #10833
A friend loveth at all times, and a brother is born for adversity.
Quote #10752
He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
Quote #7839
More men die of worry than of work, because more men worry than work.
Quote #2888
If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the...
Quote #3974
I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart’s affection and the...
Quote #19468
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
Quote #20958
Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.
Quote #2762
I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.