Quote #17126
You’re born naked, the rest is drag.
Quote #864
There are very few people who are not ashamed of having been in love...
Quote #5509
What a splendid head, yet no brain.
Quote #3295
Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’
Quote #18808
Burnt Sienna. Thats the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas.
Quote #1104
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds our planet...
Quote #5128
Arguments are to be avoided they are always vulgar and often convincing.
Quote #21200
Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
Quote #19492
When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he’s going...
Quote #21382
Pride is a powerful narcotic, but it doesn’t do much for the auto-immune system.