Quote #3611
If you can’t return a favor, pass it on.
Quote #20788
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote #466
Alcohol is a very necessary article… It makes life bearable to millions of people...
Quote #20210
History is a voice forever sounding across the centuries the laws of right and...
Quote #4896
I just wrap my arms around the whole backfield and peel ‘em one by...
Quote #11823
Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they...
Quote #10503
There’s a sucker born every minute.
Quote #133
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what’s right.
Quote #10157
My favorite thing is to go where I’ve never been.
Quote #18629
History is little else than a picture of human crimes and misfortunes.