Quote #11733
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
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The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. I never yet talked to...
Quote #2148
My time has been passed viciously and agreeably at thirty-one so few years months...
Quote #4142
When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found...
Quote #10888
How do you know so much about everything was asked of a very wise...
Quote #16942
Relativity keeps anything from happening at once. Quantum mechanics keeps everything from really happening...
Quote #17790
If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in first, you get accused...
Quote #12707
The corporation has evolved to serve the interests of whoever controls it, at the...
Quote #18542
Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train)...
Quote #12685
If worry were an effective weight-loss program, women would be invisible.