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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the...
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
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I know of only one bird – the parrot – that talks and it...
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Pain nourishes courage. You can’t be brave if you’ve only had wonderful things happen...
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There are two ways to slide easily through life to believe everything or to...
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Mustard’s no good without roast beef.
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This is the greatest week in the history of the world since the Creation....
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Never frown, even when you’re sad, because you never know when someone is falling...
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Consider the problem from the point of view of evil, evil being almost always...
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It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.