Quote #4565
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #923
True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing. And in knowing that you...
Quote #7667
Expecting a carjacker or rapist or drug pusher to care that his possession or...
Quote #5436
Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand...
Quote #2250
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought...
Quote #15974
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
Quote #16448
The great danger for family life, in the midst of any society whose idols...
Quote #165
Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
Quote #663
In the woods is perpetual youth.
Quote #9452
Each of us bears his own Hell.