Quote #2472
Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
Quote #17063
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
Quote #14090
An expert is someone who knows some of the worst mistakes that can be...
Quote #12741
I’ll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours.
Quote #18454
It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.
Quote #12522
If you are not happy here and now, you never will be.
Quote #19489
Courage is of no value unless accompanied by justice yet if all men became...
Quote #8504
When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
Quote #4025
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man’s nose begins.
Quote #21537
Life here is so elemental. So real. Without the interference of civilization you can...