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No matter what you believe, it doesn’t change the facts.
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Hardware the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
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When you solve a problem, you ought to thank God and go on to...
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Preconceived notions are the locks on the door to wisdom.
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I could be content that we might procreate, without conjunction, or that there were...