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Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
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Sometimes I have a terrible feeling that I am dying not from the virus,...
Quote #3244
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
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For long you live and high you fly, For smiles you give and tears...
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Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no...
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Rarely do we find men who willingly to engage in hard, solid thinking. There...
Quote #20402
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
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It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
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You never know what’s hit you. A gunshot is the perfect way. (When asked...
Quote #15630
Love is the mistaken belief that one woman differs from another.