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There’s this big pie in show business, and you physically can’t eat the whole...
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Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their...
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Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army...
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What looks like a loss may be the very event which is subsequently responsible...
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The multitude of books is making us ignorant.
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I take it that what all men are really after is some form or...
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On packing Lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then, take half...
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Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there...
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The laws that Charondas gave to Catana,… A man might divorce his wife, or...
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I like bubbles and the whole thing. That’s the fun of taking a bath....