Quote #11266
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #19893
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Quote #940
Regard your good name as the richest jewel you can possibly be possessed of...
Quote #11451
When you have a dream you’ve got to grab it and never let go.
Quote #11278
The man who has the courage of his platitudes is always a successful man.
Quote #15216
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you.
Quote #10240
No one has yet computed how many imaginary triumphs are silently celebrated by people...
Quote #6734
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Quote #1745
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
Quote #11801
I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act...