Quote #18460
Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
Quote #20731
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Quote #7642
To the man who only has a hammer in the toolkit, every problem looks...
Quote #14464
My constituency is the desperate, the damned, the disinherited, the disrespected and the despised.
Quote #3289
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers
Quote #1360
In great attempts it is glorious even to fail.
Quote #14504
Forgiveness means letting go of the past.
Quote #9590
It is a true saying that a man must eat a peck of salt...
Quote #2741
The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.
Quote #16854
An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and...