Quote #19817
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the...
Quote #20134
It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
Quote #9204
From your parents you learn love and laughter and how to put one foot...
Quote #20578
Civilization is the art of living in towns of such size the everyone does...
Quote #20914
Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.
Quote #8037
What passing bells for these who die as cattleOnly the monstrous anger of the...
Quote #14098
Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge’s chamber believes in an unprejudiced...
Quote #18302
Many a man thinks he has an open mind, when it’s merely vacant.
Quote #19559
Never… ever suggest they don’t have to pay you. What they pay for, they’ll...
Quote #15357
Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible – or even sinful – that you...