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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13691

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
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What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight –...
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Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is...
Robert Benchley

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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Robert Byrne

Quote #5218

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There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so...
Will Rogers

Quote #3444

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I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started...
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Quote #2447

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you would win a man to your cause, first convince him that you...
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Quote #12484

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The distance is nothing it’s only the first step that is difficult.
Japanese Proverb

Quote #8021

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We are no more than candles burning in the wind.
Child Age 15

Quote #11834

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think...
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