Quote #6085
Sometimes I think we’re alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we’re not....
Quote #18782
My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin
Quote #8727
‘Tis our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliances with any portion of...
Quote #10840
Through patience a ruler can be persuaded, and a gentle tongue can break a...
Quote #308
Life is wasted on the living.
Quote #8656
The common idea that success spoils people by making them vain, egotistic, and self-complacent...
Quote #1700
Everything has its limit–iron ore cannot be educated into gold. – 1906
Quote #6067
Life is divided into three terms – that which was, which is, and which...
Quote #3221
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
Quote #6753
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.