Quote #13528
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #8669
Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner.
Quote #11173
Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren Are you kidding By day he is...
Quote #21245
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his...
Quote #4045
Knowledge and timber shouldn’t be much used till they are seasoned.
Quote #3566
Tommy If I wanted a kiss I’d call your mother.
Quote #1025
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
Quote #2226
Falsehood often lurks upon the tongue of him, who, by self-praise, seeks to enhance...
Quote #9935
Thinking, understanding, reasoning, willing, call not these Soul They are its actions, but they...
Quote #5235
Surfing on the Internet is like sex everyone boasts about doing more than they...