Quote #598
A true friend is somebody who can make us do what we can.
Quote #1338
Here at lastWe shall be freethe Almighty hath not builtHere for his envy, will...
Quote #9764
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Quote #16228
Millions of words are written annually purporting to tell how to beat the races,...
Quote #14159
Cat a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Quote #2901
Everything that can be invented, has been invented.
Quote #16005
Nobody believes the official spokesman… but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
Quote #2344
Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.
Quote #15248
The average person thinks he isn’t.
Quote #6842
Nobody ever died of laughter.