x
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13906

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
Bernard Mannes Baruch

Quote #10523

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those...
Lois McMaster Bujold

Quote #19531

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Children might or might not be a blessing, but to create them and then...
William Shakespeare

Quote #5383

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Though this be madness, yet there is method in ‘t.
Lyndon B. Johnson

Quote #193

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Our purpose in Vietnam is to prevent the success of aggression. It is not...
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Quote #2538

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.
Marcus Tullius Cicero

Quote #7022

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No Sane man will dance.
Henry Spencer

Quote #5194

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman...
Frederick Buechner

Quote #11402

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is as impossible for man to demonstrate the existence of God as it...
J. Russel Lynes

Quote #7762

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it if you can’t top it, laugh...
Page 2172 of 2182« First‹ Previous216821692170217121722173217421752176Next ›Last »
Random
Recently Liked
  • Quote #10574
  • Quote #6949
  • Quote #7281
  • Quote #17341
  • Quote #7043
  • Quote #8385
  • Quote #267
  • Quote #7643
  • Quote #7485
  • Quote #19907
Most Liked Today
  • Quote #6009 (2)
  • Quote #10574 (1)
  • Quote #10705 (1)
  • Quote #11190 (1)
  • Quote #11456 (1)
Author Cloud
Stanley Lindquist Bruce Barton Gen. William Sherman Anandabai Joshee Anthony Hope Democritus Edmund Wilson William A. Orton Wee Willie Keeler Axel Monthe