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When you solve a problem, you ought to thank God and go on to...
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Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
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We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful...
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Book dedication To myself, without whose inspired and tireless efforts this book would not...
Quote #19742
If a thing isn’t worth saying, you sing it.
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If a cow can’t eat it, I don’t want to play on it.
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Each moment in time we have it all, even when we think we don’t.
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Ninety percent of everything is crap.
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I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime...