Quote #12733
Stop acting as if life is a rehearsal. Live this day as if it...
Quote #3419
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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If the grandfather of the grandfather of Jesus had known what was hidden within...
Quote #15820
It’s hard to say who gets criticized the most, the successful person, or the...
Quote #4598
Account no man happy till he dies.
Quote #11255
No mockery in the world ever sounds to me as hollow as that of...
Quote #5577
You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in...
Quote #1569
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Quote #17780
The particular human chain we’re part of is central to our individual identity.
Quote #3116
It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as I am.