Quote #21490
I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in...
Quote #1404
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #19393
I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able...
Quote #6323
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second...
Quote #15989
Facts are facts and will not disappear on account of your likes.
Quote #838
Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
Quote #17261
The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of...
Quote #230
Presidents quickly realize that while a single act might destroy the world they live...
Quote #4906
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
Quote #5723
It is impossible to love and to be wise.