Quote #12586
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is...
Quote #5309
He is winding the watch of his wit by and by it will strike.
Quote #14699
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
Quote #6908
URLs are the 800 numbers of the 1990′s.
Quote #21783
Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed.
Quote #18832
One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #19802
Would that the Roman people had a single neck to cut off their head.
Quote #10443
Europe has what we do not have yet, a sense of the mysterious and...
Quote #5425
True hope is swift, and flies with swallow’s wings Kings it makes gods, and...
Quote #6951
I sometimes think of what future historians will say of us. A single sentence...