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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
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Never say anything to hurt anyone. Moreover . . . refrain from double talk,...
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Take this kiss upon the brow And, in parting from you now,Thus much let...
Quote #10036
Real art is without irony. Irony distances the author from his material. Irony is...
Quote #16966
I believe in nothing, everything is sacred. I believe in everything, nothing is sacred.
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The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to...
Quote #19984
Heirlooms we don’t have in our family. But stories we’ve got.
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You should hammer your iron when it is glowing hot.
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #3567
Tommy Richard, who’s your favorite little rascal Alfalfa or is it Spanky