Quote #19938
I’m thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.
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Men are what their mothers made them.
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There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull How do you hang on...
Quote #15812
Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed.
Quote #11525
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #18491
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to...
Quote #7508
Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
Quote #19057
Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive,...
Quote #18613
The secret of being boring is to tell everything.
Quote #12971
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.