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America is a country that doesn’t know where it is going but is determined...
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In this country men seem to live for action as long as they can...
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The basis of our government being the opinion of the people, the very first...
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Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
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The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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The Anglo-Saxon conscience doesn’t keep you from doing anything. It just keeps you from...
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Science is a mechanism, a way of trying to improve your knowledge of nature....
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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your...
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A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to...